He was gleeful at what came from his unfill
To keep body beautiful a daily nature trip, slip, drip, plop, drop, he enjoyed
Since he was a boy child he liked to think what was expelled were nature's little sculptures
He took to toilet training early, with gut understanding (his mother told all her friends)
Thought more as a throne, that he did own, then just a trip to the can
Could aim his yellow stream smoothly, not a drop splashing the seat
Even in a rush, he with pissing precision, and never forget to flush
John The King

Throughout he did his duty
While there he often did his school studies and filled educationally as he put out
Mother did not disturb him, although she wondered what he was doing so long in there
There he read the bible and learned that his stuff was part of the earth that made Adam
There he read of dinosaurs and thought of fossils cycle to fuel
His stool, given biochemical time in earth, could become fuel
There he read sanitation manuals and learned to care for communities stool
"We are all part of the cycle!", he expounded whilst communing with nature he dumped out
during camping trip

When in college, he requested not dorm room with a view, but one with a private bathroom
He knew that he had found his girl at first date
He met her in her dorm room and she did sit and chat with him as she sat with bathroom door open as she shat
Here college reading found more stool news revelations leading him to think that shit was indeed deep:
Anthropologists who had documented the feces works of an ancient group that made there doo into fetish objects, with powers for display in home
One peculiar cow with shit worth thousands, whose owner discovered cow's dung as fertilizer made crops grow quick and full
A California woman who explained that so doo could be used as youth beauty goo
A scientist studied in mining the bowels devised a way to extract enough fuel from mulching shit, to power vehicle

This bowel full of information led him to a path of human waste
He had always felt there was some power in the load,natural the strength of human excretion
In excretion there is creation
He always knew this was true
Something done by so many there was quite a plenty
He knew there must be some other purpose
He found a rectal mission in these emissions

He examined the effect of diet on how, and what it is you naturally expel
Intestine diseases, his knowledge became renown
He first made a chemical filter for awful sewer industries that had contaminated drinking
water, by not caring where their shit would end up
He worked on it for most of his life

When he was an older man, he could still do the Can Can, without aged prostrate problems
He had learned ancient exercises for bowels muscles
Finally he did distill fuel after some decades shit search
Enough to provide for all because the source was endless
His discovery was tremendous
Was fought by oil industries monster money making masters
Eventually they had to succumb to the power fuel of dung
Creation in excretion